Apprentice audition

Transcript

I can be your best friend - or your worst enemy.

Every time I’ve ever worked with someone I’ve always thought I could do it better, so it’s that time now for me to show them.

I’m really irritating. I can’t deny it - I’m really irritating. You’ve got to be in the right mood to put up with me.

I can’t stand a blagger, I can’t stand a liar, I can’t stand someone that asserts themselves through confidence rather than actually having anything to back it up.

I don’t necessarily have that much time for people that I don’t rate really.

I also don’t take criticism. Fall apart.

If there’s a tactic, it’s actually just to highlight other people’s weaknesses - let them be the ones to be criticized.

Yes, I’m prepared to stab someone in the back. You’ve got to.

Men are the weaker sex because they think that women are the weaker sex and that’s what makes them weak in the first place.

If men are stupid enough to think that you’re not smart and to pick up the bill and to open the door and to pull out your chair, then, great, I’ll take that.

Being successful and intelligent and creative and personable all together makes it the perfect package, and I’ve got a fantastic business idea that’s going to make Lord Sugar a lot of money if he wants to come aboard. If he doesn’t, I’ll just make a lot of money myself.